Thursday, August 6, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Old Lady Pucker Lips

I catch myself whistling so much that I constantly worry that I'm going to end up with one of those old lady smoker mouths with all of the pucker lines. 

And that, folks, is the type of shit that keeps me up at night.

Well, that AND my crippling fear of death, but they're pretty much the same thing, right?

I could swear this is a picture of my older sister.  I'm going to have to ask her if she's doing some anonymous old lady mouth ads for extra money on the side. Which is better than what she USED to do for extra money on the side, I guess.  #blowjobs

1 comment:

  1. LMAO. It's a good thing you're anonymous. #libel