Sunday, August 16, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Me and Jesus and the Toilet Paper Roll

Nothing makes you feel quite as dumb on a Sunday morning as not being able to figure out how to change the goddamned toilet paper roll at your sister's house.

See?  This is what I get for skipping church.  

Jesus was all like, "Suuuuuure, Shay!  Go ahead and sleep in!  I know you've had a rough week, what with the boys starting back to school and you drastically increasing your work load.  Go ahead!  ENJOY this time relaxing with your family!

"Enjoy it--because when you wake up, I'm going to take every opportunity I have (and I have a lot, because I can, like, create them) to remind you of what a dumbass you are."

Ah, that Jesus.

#Catholicguilt

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