Nothing makes you feel quite as dumb on a Sunday morning as not being able to figure out how to change the goddamned toilet paper roll at your sister's house.
See? This is what I get for skipping church.
Jesus was all like, "Suuuuuure, Shay! Go ahead and sleep in! I know you've had a rough week, what with the boys starting back to school and you drastically increasing your work load. Go ahead! ENJOY this time relaxing with your family!
"Enjoy it--because when you wake up, I'm going to take every opportunity I have (and I have a lot, because I can, like, create them) to remind you of what a dumbass you are."
Ah, that Jesus.