Saturday, August 1, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Suck It, Hot Dog Haters

Mmmm...I WILL enjoy, thank you!

In fact, I wouldn't even mind if they decided to add more carcass trim, as whatever they're already doing to make these links of pure joy is obviously so, so right.

Suck it, hot dog haters.  

Don't you try to ruin the hot dog eating experience for me because you know what?  It won't work.

I've been hearing shit like this for years and guess what?  I still eat hot dogs. I pound those motherfckers like I'm getting paid for it--which actually, for a few months during a particularly low point in college when I needed money for beer, I did.  But that's a story I'll save for my therapist.

Anyway, I just had a hot dog yesterday, and this one was smothered in chili, nacho cheese, and Fritos.  I paid $3 for it, and guess what?  I'd have been willing to pay even more if they'd have thrown in a few extra ground-up windpipes.

I will enjoy my hot dog.  I will.

3 comments:

  1. I'm a vegetarian but I adore the smell of hotdogs being roasted on a campfire! It's probably the only meat that ever tempts me.

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    1. I already loved you because you always stop by and comment on my blog, but after this comment, I love you even more, Vanessa.

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  2. This makes me hungry! and reminded me that I have a baseball game to go to!

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