Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Owning a Gremlin Carries Much Responsibility

My mom just bought each of my boys a Switch & Go Dino, and upon opening them, we found that there is a list of rules that one MUST follow when taking care of a Switch & Go Dino:



Here’s what I learned from the very helpful insert:

1.)  Do NOT put the Switch & Go Dino on your head
2.)  Or rest it lightly atop your wrist--especially when wearing a 
       sweater and extending your arm slightly
3.)  And whatever you do--WHATEVER YOU DO--do NOT feed
       it after midnight

I looked at my husband after the kids had gone to bed.

“Well then, goddammit, what the hell fun are they?"

2 comments:

  1. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaa
    I adore your perspective on all things.
    you. are. light. & love.

    xx

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    1. YOU are light and love. I so adore reading your comments, Kim. They put a smile on my face! Thank you!

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