6yo: Mom, I can totally watch this movie. It’s not violent. I mean, there’s a lot of blood, but it’s green blood.
Me: But it’s still blood…
6yo: Yeah, but it’s not, like, human blood. It’s like robot blood.
And is there something wrong with me because I could totally see his point? I was all, “In that case, son, I’ll make the popcorn!”