Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Trashy Shorts: I Should Have Been a Party Planner

Tell me I’m not the only one who sees it. 

Tell me that I’m not the only one who wants to drop everything and run straight back to Dollar General, where I bought this SpongeBob coloring book for my boys, and snatch the whole stack of them so that I can hand them out as party favors at my next friend’s bachelorette party.

And yes, we are all in our late 30’s—but isn’t that prime bachelorette party time, as everyone is signing off on 1st divorces and heading into 2nd marriages?

Off to Dollar General I go. 

Woot woot!

Here's another angle, in case your mind doesn't go in the same direction as mine seems to immediately go, and you need to put a little air between you and the image in order to decipher it:


1 comment:

  1. I LOOOoooove the dollar store, girlfriend.
    I can get lots of shit for 20 dollars!
    one of my fave. places! xx
    Ps. once I saw Traveling Mercies there by Annie Lamott! SERIOUS. I bought every single copy cuz, ya know, they were only 1 buck each!!

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