"Thank you for understanding my creative humor and sarcasm, Mr. President. The smart ones always do."--Nicki Minaj
That's actually pretty brilliant. Why didn't I think of that? I'd rather have my room smell like coffee and donuts than "fresh summertime meadow" any day.(What the hell is fresh summertime meadow, anyway? That's not a real smell)
Are you air freshening your room with Summer's Eve douche again?
What a great idea - I may go stick one in each drawer right now.
He wanted to put it under his pillow! I told him it might keep him awake. Haha
That's excellent. I'm gonna poke a hole in a coconut macadamia K-cup and keep it next to the bed.