Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Little Women NY

My favorite tagline from my new addiction, Little Women NY:

"If you wanna have sex with me because I'm on your bucket list...FCK YOU!"

I hear ya, sister.  Because I know that having sex with me is on lots of dudes' bucket lists.

I'm pretty sure it's because of my uncanny resemblance to a horse and/or Tori Spelling.  But you know what I always tell those perverts?

I'm not here to satisfy some deep-down-in-the-places-you-don't-want-to-talk-about curiosity for bestiality. OR to be your more socially acceptable segue into it.

No, sir.

Find another horseface.

It's on tonight, you guys. I know I'll be watching!

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