My favorite tagline from my new addiction, Little Women NY:
"If you wanna have sex with me because I'm on your bucket list...FCK YOU!"
I hear ya, sister. Because I know that having sex with me is on lots of dudes' bucket lists.
I'm pretty sure it's because of my uncanny resemblance to a horse and/or Tori Spelling. But you know what I always tell those perverts?
I'm not here to satisfy some deep-down-in-the-places-you-don't-want-to-talk-about curiosity for bestiality. OR to be your more socially acceptable segue into it.
Find another horseface.
It's on tonight, you guys. I know I'll be watching!