Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Because Where Else Would They Be?

My 3-year-old son is really, really interested in two things right now:

1.)    Being a magician
2.)    Picking his ass

Yesterday:

3-year-old: “Mommy, I disappeared my hand and arm!”
Me, with mock horror:  “Oh, no!  Where did they go?”
3-year-old:  “Oh, they’re in my butt.”

Of course they are, son.  Of course they are.

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