My 3-year-old son is really, really interested in two things right now:
1.) Being a magician
2.) Picking his ass
3-year-old: “Mommy, I disappeared my hand and arm!”
Me, with mock horror: “Oh, no! Where did they go?”
3-year-old: “Oh, they’re in my butt.”
Of course they are, son. Of course they are.