I’m lucky I realize how blessed I am to have my boys—and that I love the Nerf phase so much.
Otherwise, the on-average 8 squillion of these that I pick up on a daily basis might have driven me certifiably nuts by now.
But instead, I tell you what: If kids came out as 3-6 year-old boys that I did not have to birth, I would have at least 5 more of them.
Or even one for every Nerf bullet that I pick up each day. Seriously, I could handle 300 little boys, couldn’t I?