Thursday, March 26, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Sexting

When your husband tries to sext you, and it probably doesn't go down quite like he had planned:



In my defense, I wasn’t trying to be a tease with my, “Ummmm” response.  Picture me saying it a little less eyebrows raised in a suggestive expression, lips pursed, throaty whisper...

...and more face red, sweat dribbles forming at my hairline, uncomfortable cough.

Because that last one is how I meant it.  Not because I’m a big old prude; I think anyone who’s read this blog long enough or knows anything about my skanky past knows that it’s not that.

It’s just that…well, I’m not good at this sort of thing.

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