If the song "Rude" makes my eyes inexplicably mist up a little bit, does that mean I have pregnancy hormones coursing through my veins?
Because if it does, I'm going to march myself into that vasectomy doctor's office and give him a piece of my mind before demanding a damn refund. And then crying again.
Because pregnancy and then months 0-24, otherwise known as "the toddler stage"? All of those months can suck my balls.