Thursday, March 19, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Lexapro, Anyone?

As I was leaving work yesterday, there happened to be a guy wearing an orange shirt taking a jog at exactly the same time as a police car siren began blaring.

I almost shit my pants and grabbed the wasp spray from my car, because wouldn't your first thought be that you were in the direct path of an escaped convict, too?

And then I realized that it was purely coincidental, and what I was witnessing was simply--well, it was simply a guy in an orange shirt taking a jog at exactly the same time as a police siren began blaring.

Welcome to my anxiety-ridden world, my friends.

I think I need to get on some pills.  I mean, I almost wasp-sprayed an innocent man’s eyes out, for eff’s sake…

1 comment:

  1. I take that med for that very reason! But seriously how coincidental! Who wouldnt have assumed that? Well, maybe just us.

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