Febreze-ing the armpits of one of your favorite shirts is exactly the same as washing it, right?
Oh, good. That’s what I thought, too.
And if you can believe it—no, Febreze is not actually sponsoring this post.
In fact, let’s just go ahead and keep the whole thing on the down low, mmkay? We don’t want to alert anyone at the Febreze headquarters, because who knows what makes those high-powered execs in their really messy but really fresh-smelling suits, cars, and offices start to feel litigious? Could it be being unwittingly associated with a blog this trashy?
Who knows? But just in case…shhhhhhh.
(Oh, and I added a link to the definition of “litigious” specifically for my little sister. She doesn’t know, like, words that well, but she’s only 31, so there’s still plenty of time for her to learn.
Plenty of time.)