Thursday, February 26, 2015

Trashy Shorts: Huh?

My weather guys have been entertaining the hell out of me lately.  Here’s the one I heard a couple of days ago:

“For your weather this weekend…well, it’s gonna be a mixed bag.  I’d just advise you to plan for the best and hope for the worst—wait, no.  Hope for the best, but plan for the worst.  Is that how the saying goes?  Anyway, it’s going to be interesting, that’s for sure.”

What the fck?  That’s the weather report?  What the hell does that even mean?

The possibilities are endless.

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  1. Wooooow. They may as well just show a dartboard with different weather & tell you to throw a dart. Which I'm guessing is what they do. One Chicago weather lady tweeted "It is cold." last week when it was -20 degrees w the windchill. Thanks for that, Tracy. You're a genius.

  2. I suppose that's better than "bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye"