I swear I just heard the weather man on the radio giggle as he delivered the forecast. It sounded a little something like this:
"It's going to be 0 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it'll feel like 13 below...and that's actually going to be your high for today." Here's where he stopped trying to hold back the laugh that he'd been stifling in the name of professionalism, and as he allowed it to come tumbling out, he lowered his voice to add enthusiastically, "That's right, folks, a high today of -13 degree wind chill."
I love finding smartasses in unexpected places.
I got this picture in a text from my husband...who got it from a friend...who got it from another friend...and so on.... I have no idea where it came from, so I can't give it a photo credit--but I sure wish I could, because it is perfect.