Monday, November 17, 2014

Trashy Shorts: What Did You Say This Was Again, Son?

My son came home Friday afternoon, proudly wielding his prize from the kindergarten prize box for being good all week:

Is that…is that a penis hair tie?  With a tail?

I was going to complain to the principal, but then I thought better of it.  Instead, I think I’m going to tell my son to be extra good this week so that he can bring home all kinds of fake peni.  You can never have too many of those, right?

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