Monday, November 10, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Shoes

Old lady or funky?

Based on the fact that I found them on the Wal-Mart clearance rack, I’m going to predict that most people would say “old lady.” 

I think, though, that they could be really funky and cool if a person wore them the right way…which I’m sure I won’t, so just go ahead and call me Mabel from now on, because dammit, I bought them.

By the way:  I know old-lady names are swinging back into style these days, so if I’ve offended any 2-year-olds with my use of Mabel, I humbly apologize.


  1. Funky old-lady? They're kind of cute.

  2. Gertrude, I think they're almost as adorable as my false teeth.