My little sister is in love with fall, and she decided a couple of weeks ago to plan a sort of fall festival in her backyard for all of our kids. She took to Facebook for help with the small details. Her status update looked like this one day:
Does anyone have a tub? We're planning to bob for apples.
Obviously I couldn't let that go. I mean, you guys, there's just so much you can do with a status update like that. Here's what I finally decided upon, leaving it in the comments section:
I'll bring my ass and you can all stick your heads up there and bob.
I was so proud of myself that I sat at my computer, laughing so hard that I shook and had to wipe tears from my eyes.
And then this, from my mom:
No, because you'd like it too much and then we'd have to do it again next year.