Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Bobbing for Apples

My little sister is in love with fall, and she decided a couple of weeks ago to plan a sort of fall festival in her backyard for all of our kids.  She took to Facebook for help with the small details.  Her status update looked like this one day:

Does anyone have a tub?  We're planning to bob for apples.

Obviously I couldn't let that go.  I mean, you guys, there's just so much you can do with a status update like that.  Here's what I finally decided upon, leaving it in the comments section:

I'll bring my ass and you can all stick your heads up there and bob.

I was so proud of myself that I sat at my computer, laughing so hard that I shook and had to wipe tears from my eyes.

And then this, from my mom:

No, because you'd like it too much and then we'd have to do it again next year.

Mom: 1
Shay: 0


  1. Your family is crazy - but the good kind of crazy.

  2. Pwned by Mom. Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark.