Thursday, October 9, 2014

Trashy Shorts: What the Hell Is This?

This morning, just after popping the K-cup into my Keurig and almost pushing the button to start it, my brain, still catching up at the early hour, registered that I’d just seen a D.

My suspicion was confirmed when I hastily yanked the K-cup back out of the coffee maker and saw DECAF printed across the top of its label.

“What the hell?” I whispered to myself.  I threw the K-cup into the trash, offended.  How had a decaf K-cup gotten into my supply?

Then I remembered that a neighbor who doesn't drink coffee, in a misguided attempt at kindness, had brought it from the hotel that she and her husband had stayed in during an anniversary trip.

While it was sweet of her to think of me on such a special occasion, I couldn’t seem to shake one prevailing thought from my mind:  Bitch almost ruined my day.


  1. Funny but Real. Mom makes 1/2 and 1/2 thinking that half caffeine is sufficient. NO!

  2. That's not right. It should be outlawed, that shit. It's like getting non-caffeinated soda or non-alcoholic beer or organic anything on a pizza. Keep it in your communes, freaks. The rest of us will take ours fully leaded and full of animal fats, thank you.

  3. Oh no. That just won't do. EVER.

  4. Decaf completely misses the entire purpose of coffee.