Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Anniversary Celebration

I’m looking forward to drinking a bunch of fall-themed beers at Oktoberfest this weekend to celebrate 9 years of marriage with arguably the most patient man in the universe.  

I say "arguably" because my best friend Leigh and I once got into an argument about it.  She said, "Holy shit, Shay, I have no idea how he puts up with you.  I do believe you've actually found yourself the most patient man in the universe," and I said, "What the fck is that supposed to mean?" 

But I laughed, because I totally got what she meant.

I'm pretty sure that Leigh specified “in the universe,” because she wanted to drive home the comparison by including aliens, who are notorious for their patience.  They have to be, what with all of those anal probes they perform day after day.  Can you imagine how mundane that must get? 

Almost as mundane as marriage. 

Happy Anniversary, Hubs!!