Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Boys

My mom friends and I often talk about how no matter what you do, if you have boys, they are going to fashion play guns out of pretty much anything.

Yesterday, my kid chewed what I thought was a gun out of a graham cracker, then came over to me and acted like he shot me.

When I said, "Oh! I got shot!" he said, "No, you didn't. You only got maced. You're fine, except close your eyes because you can't see for a few minutes."

I closed my eyes and then heard, "BAM! Now you're shot."


Ah, raising boys.

1 comment:

  1. ROFL! At least he has a creative imagination!
    The bad news... if he does that in school, they will literally suspend him. I shit you not. I sneakily never tell anyone when I see kids in my class making guns out of pretzels and stuff, because I think it is pretty stupid to scare the nonsense out of a 5-year-old by sending him to the principal for harboring dangerous snack foods.