This is the kind of crap my mom posts on her Facebook feed:
And then she'll say something like, "Is this really a plant?" Like she's expecting all of us to know all about some weird-looking penis plant; like we're all growing them in our backyard garden.
The worst part about it is that she trolls my and my siblings' Facebook friends lists and randomly friend requests people--so I'm never sure who's seeing this shit along with me. My old boss? Could be. My favorite priest? Yep.
Who gives a shit if it's a plant? Who cares? Is she asking because she wants to rush out and buy one?
Holy SHIT, woman--censor yourself a little bit!
And that's coming from me.