Thursday, July 31, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Is It Really a Plant?

This is the kind of crap my mom posts on her Facebook feed:
I KNOW.

And then she'll say something like, "Is this really a plant?"  Like she's expecting all of us to know all about some weird-looking penis plant; like we're all growing them in our backyard garden. 

The worst part about it is that she trolls my and my siblings' Facebook friends lists and randomly friend requests people--so I'm never sure who's seeing this shit along with me.  My old boss?  Could be.  My favorite priest?  Yep.

Who gives a shit if it's a plant?  Who cares?  Is she asking because she wants to rush out and buy one?

Holy SHIT, woman--censor yourself a little bit!

And that's coming from me.

JEEZ

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