Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Mustache Shoes and Pubes

My best friend and I were texting the other night...

That's what she gets for not keeping up with my blog as well as she should.  Otherwise, she'd have been prepared for that picture.  I mean, if she's got time to send mustache shoe pics, she's got time to read...amiright?
Oh, and it totally wasn't a pube, by the way.  I swear, you get one pube stuck in your braces in college, and nobody ever lets you forget it.
That's right, I got a pube stuck in my braces in what?  But really, I don't know which is the most shocking:  that I got a pube stuck in my braces; that I still wore braces in college; or that some dude actually made out with me when I wore braces (and carpenter jeans from the men's section of Wal-Mart) in college. 
Whatevs.  It's all beside the point.  Bitch should be reading my blog more often is all I'm trying to say.


  1. Gagging over here! Thank goodness I never had braces.

  2. Love it! I feel like I'm getting a comedy influx all at once. I see from your comments on other posts that you already know anyone who's subscribed is get a comedy attack. It's fun tho! On to the next one.

  3. I love these funny shorts you've created!