Friday, May 2, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Romance

It would take you longer to read a list of the names of dudes I skanked out with in my 20’s than it would for you to read these “Trashy Shorts” posts.  Then again, a 500-page legal document would probably take less time to read than a list of the names of dudes I skanked out with in my 20’s, too.  Which is all beside the point, because I can’t make an accurate list: If I happened to catch names, I was usually too drunk to remember them.

In any case, these particular posts are short.

*Trashy Shorts will not take the place of regular posts. There's just so much stupid shit that goes on around here that I'm finding I have the urge to post more than once a week, and this is a pretty fun way to do it*

The hubs and I were talking in bed as we drifted off to sleep a few nights ago, and all of a sudden, he stopped me in the middle of my sentence so that he could turn my way in the dark.

“You have your retainer in, don’t you?” he said.  “I can hear the spit as you’re trying to talk.”

That’s right—the romance never dies around here, peeps.  #luckyguy


  1. That's so sexy!!! Hey do you do a monthly email with links? I subscribed to your blog and just got one email with about 20 links to your most recent posts.

    1. Isn't it?? Ha. I did make sure my teeth were especially white for the picture--although nothing can be done for that yellow bottom retainer that I've had since I was 18 years old. I have no clue what's going on with the subscription! And I'm too techno-dumbass to figure it out! You wouldn't want to teach me how to do the monthly e-mail and get it to my subscribers, would you?

    2. If I had half a clue I'd share it with you. Sorry.

    3. Oh, that's okay. I'll just keep bugging you on your blog so that you remember to visit mine! Haha

  2. OMG yes!!! I wear a "sexy" night guard on my teeth to bed every night…..yeah, lookin' like a football player when I slip between the sheets with my love. He says he actually likes the "lisp" of my voice when I have the night guard on. Not sure how I feel about that…..

  3. So sexy. And crooked teeth would be worse ;)