Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Pop Tarts and McNuggets

Actually, I think the pop tart innards that I wore in my hair the second half of the day yesterday thanks to my younger son probably looked really cute.  I was almost disappointed when I found them and wiped them out after work.  But then I was happy again because I ate them. 

Which was better than last weekend, when I picked up a bitten, slobbery-soft McDonald's McNugget from the playroom floor and finished it.  I have no idea how long it had been there, but hey, it was a McNugget.  WE DON'T WASTE MCNUGGETS 'ROUND THESE PARTS.

Especially the ones that come in my favorite shape--the shape that all of those healthy people who like to complain about McNuggets call "unnatural."

Unnatural my ass.  I love that shape--you know the one I'm talking about; the one with the little thing I like to call the "handle" sticking up at the top.  It makes the McNuggets so much easier to grab and dip.  I always pray that the majority of the nuggets in my 20-piece box will come in that shape.

I remember once my little sister said she didn't like McNuggets.  I had gasped.  "Well, you're obviously not DIPPING them right!" I'd exclaimed.

To me, there's hardly a thing in the world more delicious.  Unless you count cheesy Ramen noodles or a Banquet frozen Swedish meatball meal, in which case I'd say we have a 3-way tie.


  1. Have I told you how much I love these trashy shorts?! They're like verbal Daisy Dukes and apparently my brain is a big perv. Ok this is supposed to be a compliment, just to clarify.
    We also McLovin the McNuggets and give zero McShits about the pink McSlime.

  2. I think that is a very natural shape; all food should have a protrusion to hold so you can dip it. What could be more natural than that?