Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Trashy Shorts: Necklace

It would take you longer to read a list of the names of dudes I skanked out with in my 20’s than it would for you to read these “Trashy Shorts” posts.  Then again, a 500-page legal document would probably take less time to read than a list of the names of dudes I skanked out with in my 20’s, too.  Which is all beside the point, because I can’t make an accurate list: If I happened to catch names, I was usually too drunk to remember them.

In any case, these particular posts are short.
 
"Necklace"
It's really hard explaining to your fellow necklace-loving friend that you went to the $1 necklace shop on your family's mini-vacay and got her a necklace just like the one you got for yourself, but that they looked better as a pair so you just kept them both...
...but I managed.
 

2 comments:

  1. Oh you are so right! It wasn't for me was it? I've missed you! Why am I FINALLY getting your posts in my email?

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  2. If it looked better as a set what else could you do? Enjoy!!

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