I love it when the fitness instructor says, “Exhale as
your knee comes up,” as if, by the time my knee has reached wherever the hell it’s
going, I’m not already so exhausted and out of breath that I haven’t gasped at
least 25 times and I can remember if one of those times was when my knee was
coming up or not.
But still, there's nothing better than starting the day off with Insanity...well, except being naturally skinny and
sleeping in, only to be awakened by your maid feeding you bacon crumbles in bed.