Friday, July 12, 2013


What's up, skanksters??

Today I'm so excited to be Oversharing with a new post entitled "Hair" over at Steph's blog, When Crazy Meets Exhaustion.  Click here to head over and read it.  (Thank you both to Steph for featuring me and to any readers headed over that way!)

For anyone who's come over from Steph's blog and is wanting to learn more about me (Lord have mercy on your sweet soul), I think my post from last week pretty much sums me up.

Some of my other more popular posts include:

Ode to My Ex-Boyfriend, Original Carrier

Tupperware Party

Mom Texts

Spring Break 2013 Woooooo-hooooooo! 

In all fairness, I think that last one just got popular because of a whole trove of dirty perverts google searching several variations of "Spring Break Slut."  You'd be surprised how many variations there are, actually...

I'm sure they were sorely disappointed to end up on this tall drink of horseface's blog, but hey, readers are readers!

Thanks for stopping by!


  1. Oh, I know you well enough...heading over to Steph's blog now!

    1. Thanks, Dana! I'm going to be catching up on some your blog this week, too. Summer has been SO busy that I've hardly had a chance to keep up with my faves!

  2. I love you!! My favorite new day of the week is Friday because I know you've posted something new. I know you're busy being a skanky whore and all but for my birthday on January will you post twice that week?

    1. Holy crap, I love everything about that comment, Donald. Thanks so much!! I WISH I were busy being a skanky whore, but marriage kind of ruined all of that for me. But don't worry; I reminisce about being a skanky whore all the time. :) Ahhh...memories.

  3. off to check out your guest post!

  4. Hey I saw whoever's post about a birthday. Which means you have to post for MY birthday, right? Aug. 22. So you can prepare.